Thursday, December 24, 2009

My Night Before Christmas

Here's my naughty version of Twas the Night Before Christmas.


It was the night before Christmas and all through the house


I was horny as hell clicking away at my mouse


I was looking at porn on the computer with care

Fantasizing about studs with long golden hair


Hot and ready I nestled all snug in my bed

but my vibrator died when I stuck in the head


I was naked as could be holding that big dong

I had been so excited I ripped off my thong


Outside my door I heard a soft pitter patter

I fell out of bed making a really loud clatter


I passed by the window, anyone looking got a flash

I was still butt naked and I hadn't closed the sash


The moon shown off my breasts like fresh fallen snow

My neighbors would surely think I was a slutty ho


I opened my door and what did I find?

A well endowed stud ready to blow my mind


He was better than batteries any day of the week

Naughty thoughts caused a blush to creep up my cheek


I was hot and horny and ready to come

When he fell to his knees and stuck out his tongue

 
 
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2 comments:

booklover0226 said...

BRAVO! BRAVO!

I love it!

Happy holidays.

sherry said...

I love this it's great.