Haunted Flint

Haunted Flint

Thursday, December 24, 2009

My Night Before Christmas

Here's my naughty version of Twas the Night Before Christmas.

It was the night before Christmas and all through the house

I was horny as hell clicking away at my mouse

I was looking at porn on the computer with care

Fantasizing about studs with long golden hair

Hot and ready I nestled all snug in my bed

but my vibrator died when I stuck in the head

I was naked as could be holding that big dong

I had been so excited I ripped off my thong

Outside my door I heard a soft pitter patter

I fell out of bed making a really loud clatter

I passed by the window, anyone looking got a flash

I was still butt naked and I hadn't closed the sash

The moon shown off my breasts like fresh fallen snow

My neighbors would surely think I was a slutty ho

I opened my door and what did I find?

A well endowed stud ready to blow my mind

He was better than batteries any day of the week

Naughty thoughts caused a blush to creep up my cheek

I was hot and horny and ready to come

When he fell to his knees and stuck out his tongue

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booklover0226 said...


I love it!

Happy holidays.

sherry said...

I love this it's great.