Thursday, March 11, 2010

Otherworldly Relationship Advice

I've been playing around with the idea of a paranormal relationship advice column for awhile now. I was going to do it at Fang-tastic Books, but it has been so busy over there I barely have space to post the book reviews- which is what started the site in the first place.

So I will be posting Otherworldly Dating Advice here from time to time, if you have a paranormal relationship question send it to eroticroxanne @ yahoo. com

Dear Roxanne,

I met a guy a couple weeks ago and we hit it off great. He's gorgeous, funny, and really great in bed.

The problem is...after a night with him I am completely wiped out the next day. I feel like I have a really bad hangover or like my energy has been completely drained.

What is going on?

Signed,

Drained in Detroit


Dear Drained,

It sounds like you have some kind of energy vampire on your hands. Normal vampires suck your blood but psychic vamps can drain your energy.

You might even have an incubus. Incubi drain your energy through sex.

If you feel terrible after spending time with him even if you don't have sex he's an energy sucker. If it's only after a night of sex- then he's most likely an incubus.

You need to determine which kind of energy sucker he is then deal accordingly.

If he's an energy sucker you may be able to learn how to protect yourself with psychic shields to keep him from draining you.

If he really is an incubus your best bet is to find a new man or risk literally being sexed to death. And honey I don't care how good the sex is, it's not worth dying for.

~Roxanne

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