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Friday, July 16, 2010
10 Reasons Cats Make Terrible Secretaries
This was inspired by my cat Ginger who was sleeping on the phone.
I heard it ringing and couldn't find it anywhere- then I realized it was on my bed- under the cat.
10 Reasons Cats Make Terrible Secretaries
10) Their filing skills are terrible and they leave kitty treats and squeeky mouses in your folders
9) Cats are not very good spellers and everything ends up looking like meowwww or rrrooowww or sometimes grrr and hissss
8) Have you seen a cat type? Oy!
7) They would rather sleep than deal with anything remotely stressful
6) A cat can not be bothered to deal with someone else's problems which means customer service is non-existant
5) Grooming takes up so much of their time they get nothing else done
4) Extensive nap times are required and they expect to be paid for that time
3) Their lunch always smells like tuna which can stink the office up
2) Really? A litter pan at the office?
1) They refuse to answer the phone- even if they are laying on it when it rings
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Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Lust Bites in the Top 100 New Vampire Releases at Amazon.com
Lust Bites has made it into the Top 100 of new vampire releases at Amazon.com.
Sure it's currently number 94 but that can get better.
And 94 is still in the top 100- out of a lot of vampire books currently flooding the market so that's not bad.
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