Friday, October 07, 2011

Z's Undead Halloween Bimbo Bash

Z's Undead Halloween
Bimbo Bash
will be undertaken
at the final resting place of
Old Hollywood

Undead Hollywood Replies:

From Tallulah Bankhead:
Only if it's no costume, and no clothes, required.
That would be SCARY.

From Mae Vamp:
Depends, dear. What are you offering?
I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

From Ann Landers:
No thanks. At every party there are two kinds of people—those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.

From Oscar Wilde (on not getting invited):
Hear no evil, speak no evil—and you'll never be invited to a party.

From Carol Matthau:
No thanks. The dying process begins the minute we are born, but it accelerates at your dinner parties.

From Groucho Mark:
Sorry. I'm always afraid that the moment I leave, I'll become the life of the party.

From V, the alleged Rudolph Valentino:
Thanks for the invite. By the way, your disinvite is already in the mail.

From Z, the hostess:
Sorry, self. For it to be a party, at least one of the guests has to have a pulse.

Gossip Ghouls Zombies and Lipstick:

Never make out with a chick's boyfriend at her own funeral.

I mean, it should be a law somewhere up there with not stealing another girl’s lipstick or swiping her bra.

It’s just wrong. And anyone with the least degree of common sense, living or dead, should just know it—without the corpse having to spell it out for them.

But apparently these girls never got the text message because there I was, lying in my designer coffin, complete with gold trim, cell phone in hand, seeing every word they texted while they were supposed to be crying for me. Everyone knew that dying was the one way for any girl to become popular, no matter how much of a pariah she was, but these chicks were cold, colder than I was, and I was the freakin’ corpse.

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Romancing the Darkside

Zombies and Lipstick
By Z
Gossip Ghouls Book One


Zombie punk Z wakes up in her designer coffin to learn that Vampie, the undead Paris Hilton wannabe, killed her. At first, Z believes this attack stems from Vampie’s jealousy over Z’s boyfriend.

Soon, Z learns Vampie's master plan: stealing Z's boyfriend while eliminating werewolves and zombies altogether. Z decides to pose as Gossip Ghoul to get revenge on the billionaire vampress.

Impersonating Vampie’s party girl cousin, Z enters the world of the super wealthy, of birka bags and designer fangs, of Parisian shopping sprees and lavish parties.

Will Z be exposed before she texts Vampie's scandalous secrets to the undead world? Or will Z vanquish Vampie to once again make the high school of the living and the undead a safe and fashionable place for all?

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Undead Hollywood
By Z
Gossip Ghouls Book Two


In this sequel to The Gossip Ghouls: Zombies and Lipstick, Z finds herself heading for the Hollywood A-list. There's just one problem—to get there, she has to join The Club, a studio system run by the vampires who rule Undead Hollywood. During a wild party, Z learns that the entire film industry is truly run by the undead, some of whom plan to stage a war against the living to reclaim their old Hollywood status. Z must fight against parodies of Hollywood stars of the past in TV's Undead Idol to save her new husband's life and to reclaim her status as the zombie it girl.

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