Friday, April 28, 2017

Guest Blog- The Girl from the Woods by Chris Keane

The Girl Who Loves Horror

You can spot her a mile away! Dark jeans, Converse sneakers, and a three-quarter sleeve t-shirt with Japanese Anime. Her social media is plastered with the likes of Freddy Krueger and Michael Myers, along with some sort of Halloween Countdown. While most girls recoil at the prospect of attending a Horror B-Movie Festival, The Girl Who Loves Horror, already has advanced tickets. Her idea of romance is a visit to the now-abandoned Pennsylvania State Penitentiary.

The girl from the woods, Angie, loves horror. So, I thought it would be revelatory to post a list of the most common qualities found in horror fan girls.

  1. Red Hair—In 1600s Salem, a red-headed lass was “touched by the devil”. Now it’s more likely an indicator she digs horror. I’m not sure why this is. But it seems to be the case!
  2. Emotional. Horror films tap into are most primal fears. Horror lovers are addicted to      this visceral reaction. In short, they love to have the shit scared out of them!
  3. Brave. Horror fans are closet romantics. They absolutely love when someone risks their lives to save another. In addition, they tend to seek out cinematic horror to add some excitement to their own lives. While I don’t have any scientific evidence to support the notion that horror fans are more likely to run into a burning building. I truly believe, horror hands would be poking around the spooky old house like George C. Scott in The Changeling, rather than running for the hills.
  4. Creative. Putting aside the obvious Mecca of creativity known as Halloween. I’ve been blown away with so many artistic endeavors of our horror lovers. From spooky black-and-white shots on Instagram, to haunting prose of Marry Shelley, to Vampire-filled world of Anne Rice. Horror Girls have a long and glorious history of inspired work!

If you understand Horror Fangirls, and if these qualities are familiar to you. Then you already know a good amount about the main character in The Girl from the Woods, Angie!

The Girl from the Woods
Chris Keane

Genre: Paranormal Romance

Publisher: Pennant Collective

Date of Publication: April 25th, 2017

ISBN: 978-0692832172
ASIN: B06X9Y715F

Number of pages: 144
Word Count: 43,000

Cover Artist: Nick Kiefer

Book Description:

It’s summertime and the last place 19-year-old Dante Elton wants to be is at his grandmother’s in rural upstate New York. But it’s exactly where his parents dump him, as they jet off to Europe. Without a car, cell service, or even basic television, there is nothing to do but wander around the nearby woods just as he had as a small child…

There he meets sexy—and slightly older—Angie Sewall while on a hike. On the surface, she’s a devoted daughter content to be single while she manages her father’s medical practice. Yet deep down, Angie is bored and heartbroken…and is harboring some special gifts that she keeps secret from her father and their backwoods community.

When Dante’s grandmother’s health declines, he reaches out to Angie’s father for help, only to uncover the good doctor’s dark side. When Dante confides in Angie, it drives a spike into their budding relationship. He’s left to wonder if he’s all alone in his quest to save his grandmother


As the sun splintered through the gaps in the tarp, Dante held Angie in his arms while she slept. He had never felt or even imagined being this happy. He watched her sleeping peacefully, half-expecting she would just vanish like the girl from his dream. She seemed other-worldly, more of a product of his imagination than the surrounding environment. In the real world, a beautiful girl like Angie would barely give him the time of day. She wouldn’t be into reading horror or Japanese anime either. She would probably be rejecting his friend request on Facebook.
He still hadn’t told Angie that she had appeared to him in his dream back in New Jersey. He figured she would probably just laugh at him. The past few weeks, he had assumed he would forget about it. Yet somehow, the thought wouldn’t vacate his brain. If she had actually appeared to him in his dream, this was no ordinary girl, and that frightened him. She seemed normal, but her father did not. He was an eccentric man with a sketchy past. Dante had come across a stack of books on witchcraft in his study. But she brushed it off, saying that he had grown up in Massachusetts, and everyone up that way was into the history of Salem.

About the Author:

Chris is a graduate of Rutgers University and studied the art of storytelling at Gotham Writers' Workshop in New York City. Chris' first publication, "Loot," became a bestselling Kindle Short Read, in the category of Young Adult Fiction.

"Loot," set on Halloween in 1977, tells the tale of three boys who skip Halloween to hunt for cash to purchase an Atari in an old farmhouse belonging to one of their deceased aunts. Adventure ensues in his coming-of-age tale in the spirit of Stand by Me and The Goonies.

In addition to authoring prose, Chris is a screenwriter. In 2013 he wrote the screenplay for a short film, The Baseball Card, about three twelve-year old boys who fight over a Don Mattingly baseball card during the summer of 1984. The Baseball Card was an official selection of the Garden State Film Festival, Hoboken International Film Festival, and Maryland International Film Festival in 2014.

The Girl from the Woods is his debut novel.

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Keano said...
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Keano said...

Roxanne, Thanks SO much for having me on your WICKED SITE!

Best Wishes,
Chris Keane